December 2009
14 posts
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The Eight Sexiest Scenes in Christmas Movie...
There wasn’t enough list-based content on the internet, so I thought I should add this contribution.
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American Pie Ruined My Adolescence
I wrote this. And the internet tore me a new asshole for my opinion.
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Sex Advice From Playwrights
Thanks to Josh, Katie, and Braden for this one!
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Sex Advice From Dungeons & Dragons Players
Thanks to Paul, Devon, Chris, and Kate for helping me out with this.
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The 15 Greatest Acts of Rock Rebellion
I helped work on this. I focus solely on nerdy, angry, British rockers in suits. Because my tastes are *that* predictable.
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Breaking: College Students Like to Drink, Have Sex
Available on nerve.com
(The link in the article is broken - but go here to read up on the story.)
- Editin’ Eric
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One of Pablo Picasso’s Influences? Japanese...
Available on nerve.com
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Problem solved
How exactly should women get the attention of the opposite sex? Wonder no more because the University of Leeds has figured out the answer: bare 40 percent of your skin.
Four female researchers secretly documented a typical night at one of Leed’s biggest nightclubs, monitoring what women wore and how many guys approached them on the dance floor. That sounds about right; going to a dance...
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Mirth Control
You might want to start repeating the word flibanserin. Just what is flibanserin?
“Flibanserin is being developed as a non-hormonal treatment for low sexual desire in women, a market that’s thought to be more financially lucrative than even the $2 billion dollar erectile dysfunction market.”
The drug is still in the Phase 3 trial stages and far from being approved. Plus,...
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Sex Comics! Incredible First Issue!
The Faster Times has turned me onto the story of Liza Bley, who as part of her final project at the New School, took the opportunity to create a genuinely cool and informative piece of writing. Not Your Mother’s Meatloaf is the end result: a progressive sex-ed comic book. Her project encompasses research from sources as varied as trained university professionals, adult toy shops, and most...
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Kiss Me! Your Life Depends on It!
Cytomegalovirus lurks in our saliva and can cause serious health issues to pregnant women and their unborn babies. But new research has shown of a powerful way to inoculate women: a heavy dose of making out. The most sure-fire way for a woman to build up resistance to the virus is exchanging saliva with a male carrier. The first exchange begins building up her body’s defense mechanisms;...
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Manheim Screamroller's Greatest Hits (track 5)
(to the tune of “Let My Love Open the Door” by Pete Townshend)
When people keep debating Just one holiday for all When everybody keeps demanding You pick winter or the fall Celebrate the screams and the snow Celebrate the screams and the snow Celebrate the screams and the snow The whole year When good times are celebrated When magic happens at sundown Every house is...
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Manheim Screamroller's Greatest Hits (track 4)
(to the tune of “Little Drummer Boy”)
Run, he’s coming, the little mummy Disturbed the ancient king, the little mummy We stole his crown of gold, the little mummy He’s dusty and so old, the little mummy Little mummy, Little mummy So we must escape, the little mummy For our lives Angry pharaoh, the little mummy We stole so much from him, the little mummy A precious scarab jewel, the...
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Manheim Screamroller's Greatest Hits (track 3)
(to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)
You know Wolfman and Count Drac and Mummy, he’s undead , Chucky and Jason and Freddy and Pinhead, But do you recall? The least useful monster of all? Creature from the Black Lagoon Could not breathe on the dry land, And if you reached the surface, He gave up without a plan. All of the other monsters Rolled their eyes and always sighed; ...