There’s a New Sheriff in Town!
Well Howdy Cowpokes!
Yee Haw and welcome to FIRST installment of the Mead Composition Notebook! Round up all the little buckaroos for some knee-slappin’ HIGH-larious comedy courtesy of everyone’s favorite bronco! Coming up from the San Quintano Ranch, we got us some of the best punch-lines, funny pictures, and scathing satire this side of the Rio Grande!
You might even pick up a joke or two, that you can use on that little filly you’ve had your eye on. It might just be time to draw —okay, hold on, i need to take a break from this.
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(if i can be honest with the readers, i’m not very interested in the “cowboy” motif. but my girlfriend thought it was a good idea, and we’re still not at that point in the relationship where we can honestly explain how each other’s ideas are terrible.)
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(plus, when i was still in high school, my older brother developed a pretty bad drug habit. one night around 3am, he showed up at our house, pretty banged up. it looked like his arm was broken. he said he needed two-thousand dollars to give to somebody named “the cowboy” or else there was going to be “real trouble.” man, that was a crazy year.. what was i talking about again? oh right.)
So get your Sunday best on; there’s a boot-scootin’ shindig about to happen on this here ol’ inner-net. Your funny-bone is about to get pistol-whipped!
- Larnick
