REAL AMERICAN LOVING by Roadblock
When he’s not trouncing the global threat of Cobra forces with his GI JOE allies, he’s working to help solve *your* romantic dilemmas. Heavy Machine Gunner by day, romantic strategist by night, Roadblock is here to whip your love life into shape!
1.) Single in San Fran
“Its been almost a year since my divorce (together for seven years). I just can’t seem to get ‘back into the game’ so to speak, but I’m ready to date. What should I do?”
Walk with confidence, you deserve some fun
Show those fellas that you’re lady number one
You’ll find a man, Roadblock don’t lie
Just make sure he isn’t a dirty Cobra spy
2.) Nervous in New York
“My girlfriend and I have been going out for 6 months, and she’s already talking about moving in together. Am I just nervous, or does this seem pretty sudden?”
Relationship are bound to have their lows
But if you got a sweet thing, then your heart just knows
Ya gotta be honest, simply talk to ya lady
But she might be with Cobra, if she starts actin shady
3.) Curious in Colorado
“I haven’t been with a man in a year and a half. No one can seem to excite me, quite like you. How hard would it be to arrange a nice, quiet dinner for just the two of us? Come un-armed.”
Roadblock knows how to play the game
Just flirtin or serious, its all the same
But lady, you ain’t gettin a hold of this JOE’s junk
Because I just sniffed out another Cobra skunk
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(Roadblock is a credited author, TV & radio personality, and lecturer. He is available for private individual and couple’s counseling, specializing in interpersonal communication skills. He is also a rhyming black man.)
