The Classiest Sketch Ever.
(SEBASTIEN & DIANE, BRADLEY & BIANCA, and ESTEBAN are sitting around a coffee table sipping wine. The fireplace is lit, and the lights are dim. Chopin is playing in the background, softly.)
Bradley: Diane, I can’t say it enough: that was a truly wonderful dinner.
(Everyone agrees.)
Diane: Oh thank you, I was worried that the duck was too dry.
Sebastien: Not all darling; and Bianca: this is an excellent port. (Takes a sip) I’m going to guess: ’79?
Bianca: Close. ’77.
Diane: Sebastien’s pallet is very refined.
Bradley: Have you seen the Jasper Johns exhibit at the MoMA, yet?
Sebastien: Not yet – we’ve been held up with all this fundraising business.
Bianca: Well, you better see it before Johns disavows the collection.
(Everyone laughs.)
Esteban: Hey guys, check this out.
(Esteban stands up and grabs a wine bottle. He puts it in front of his crotch and begins stroking it like a dick. He pops the cork, and simulates orgasm as the wine spills out.)
Esteban: All right, I’m done.
(Esteban drops the bottle on the floor, letting it smash into pieces, wine spilling everywhere. He walks out of the room. After a moment, everyone begins applauding.)
BLACK OUT.
