Eliza Dushku and Count Dooku Play Sudoku
(Based on an idea by special guest John Ford!)
(Lights up on ELIZA DUSHKU and COUNT DOOKU playing sudoku on stage.
Eliza: Yo, I think we should put an 8 right there, Count Dooku.
Count: Yes, but we must be weary of the Jedi, Eliza Dushku.
Eliza: Dang, that doesn’t work. We’ll never solve this sudoku.
(GOKU enters)
Goku: Maybe I can help?
Eliza, Count (simultaneous): What are you doing here, Goku?
Goku: Dushku and Dooku, my magic Dragon Balls can help you two!
Eliza: I can’t focus on this sudoku. I think a snack break is long over-due.
(Enter LIEUTENANT SULU with a DRINK.)
Sulu: Ms. Dushku, may I offer you a tall bottle of Yoo-Hoo!
Goku: When did you get back from outer space, Sulu?
Sulu: I beamed down an hour ago, Goku. Now who wants hot tofu?
Goku, Eliza: I do! I do!
(Sulu pulls out a plate of food but is interrupted by BOO-BOO THE BEAR.)
Boo-Boo: Sulu is lying. He stole that hot tofu and even my cous-cous!
Goku: But Yogi Bear stole it first. You know it’s true, eh Boo-Boo?
(Enter JOHN SUNUNU)
John: Hello, I’m former New Hampishire Senator John Sununu. I lost my re-election bid to Jeanne Shaheen. Hey, is that sudoku?
Eliza: It sure is, Sununu. You can play Clue, too.
John: Don’t mind if I do-do! I can bring a new view.
Count: No more invites Dushku! And get rid of that Yoo-Hoo!
(Enter RICHARD LEWIS with JUICE BOX.)
Lewis: You want a sophisticated juice drink. Count Dooku, can I offer you a white grape peach Boku?
Count: Yes… I think your Boku is perfect for sudoku.
Eliza: Hey, I just read they’re turning this game into a viral video for Hulu!
John: So log on to Hulu to see Count Dooku, Eliza Dushku, Dragon Ball’s Goku, Lieutenant Sulu, Boo-Boo, and me, John Sununu drink Yoo-Hoo and Boku, eating tofu and cous-cous, while playing Soduku!
Richard Lewis: And I’m Richard Lewis!
BLACK OUT!
