“The Monster Mash” is the most important song ever.
Sorry John Lennon’s “Imagine” but we took a vote - and you’re evicted!
Bobby “Boris” Pickett took monsters - which as we all know, are terrifying - and taught them how to dance, which in turn, taught us not to be afraid of the monsters, which in turn taught the humans and the monsters to dance together. That is the greatest message music has ever given us.
“Four dead in Ohio” my ass.
